Not Another Teen Wednesday One-Liner

Teen in sideways cap: I touched it, but I didn't like it.

--Uptown A Train

Overheard by: Ladle

Student: Dude, I think I'm dyslexic with stairs.

--Stuyvesant High School

Teen, seriously: No... Webkinz are definitely a lot more high-maintenance then neopets.

--Downtown 6 Train

Teenage boy: I want to be a Senator or something like that. Like, the Government is the best place to have sex.

--Bard High School, Queens

Overheard by: Sunny

Punk teen to friends: Even though it seemed like she was into things, now she's not into anything.

--Union Square

Overheard by: i don't like stuff either