Rich girl: I went to Forever21 and bought a dress. Then I stole some sunglasses and other accessories along with it, cause you know, times are rough. –Metro-North Rail Run-down-looking middle-aged guy: I got my phone stolen. Uh-huh. No, it wasn't even a trick, it was a friend! –Home Depot, 23rd St Overheard by: STC Very loud child at display of cars to mother in line: It's okay, mom! You don't need to buy one for me. I can just take one and run out. Maybe even two, easy! –Rite Aid, Brooklyn Overheard by: oneofmanymikes Shopping lady to friend: It's okay to steal but it's not okay to be gay. –94th & 3rd Ave Overheard by: venniblue Girl on phone: So you actually caught him stealing from you? (pause) Okay. (pause) Well, you didn't want that anyway. So you're still going to fuck him, right? –Broadway & 21st St