Wednesday One-Liners Get Their Washington Square Park On

Mother, during tour: I noticed a lot of students have piercings. Can you recommend a good place around here?

--NYU

Grad student on cell: Hey, it's me. Tomorrow, dress appropriately. It's supposed to be 65, so I'll bring a frisbee. Afterward, I want to go to your place because there's certain things I want to do, and your place is much more (pause) conducive for certain activities.

--NYU

Overheard by: DrNels

Girl to another: I used to drink sangria before my classes at NYU.

--Rockefeller Center

NYU student to friend: Man, you gotta remember, you gotta know--you have to stuff that bitch. You gotta know.

--Weinstein Hall, University Place

NYU law student: You know what I love about this building? It smells like a new BMW.

--NYU Law Building