Mother, during tour: I noticed a lot of students have piercings. Can you recommend a good place around here? –NYU Grad student on cell: Hey, it's me. Tomorrow, dress appropriately. It's supposed to be 65, so I'll bring a frisbee. Afterward, I want to go to your place because there's certain things I want to do, and your place is much more (pause) conducive for certain activities. –NYU Overheard by: DrNels Girl to another: I used to drink sangria before my classes at NYU. –Rockefeller Center NYU student to friend: Man, you gotta remember, you gotta know–you have to stuff that bitch. You gotta know. –Weinstein Hall, University Place NYU law student: You know what I love about this building? It smells like a new BMW. –NYU Law Building