Wednesday Lindsay-Lohaners

Gay guy, angrily looking at woman eating sausages: And that is why I hate lesbians!

--Gay Pride Parade

Man on cell: I went to San Francisco last month to find me a lesbian girlfriend.

--Big Apple BBQ

Overheard by: skibs

Angry lady to another: Why would I have sex with another woman?

--Greenwich Village

Hobo on platform: Men... do not have sex with women! Any man who has sex with a woman should be arrested. Women do not like sex--women are all lesbians!

--7 Train

Crazy hobo to young girls on bench: You girls are a box full of lesbians!

--Union Square

Overheard by: Daphne