At Least Use This Rejeuvenating Cream

White guy: Baby, do you know how much I love you? (rubs the most sensitive part of her eye)
Asian woman: (long pause)
White guy: Did you hear me?
Asian woman: Okay... You know what? I love affection, but I am not getting any younger and you're making my crow's foot worse!

--F Train

Overheard by: BJ