Man dressed in briefs, on Halloween, to policeman: I want you to arrest me! She didn't listen to me! I want you to arrest me right now! –W 17th St Overheard by: The Girl in Vintage Formal Slightly buzzed 40-something man, in very loud hushed tone: I know your son is in jail! Isn't he? –Mid-Manhattan Library Man to another: They let him go because my daughter couldn't identify him. But now she got glasses. –Ave B & 6th St Overheard by: Miss V Agitated man, yelling into cell: I don't love you. I hate you. I did ten years and got seven felonies for you. –Brooklyn Girl to another: So I wrote "we're being kidnapped' on a piece of paper and pressed it against the window. –Famous Famiglia, 111th St & Broadway Overheard by: Lucy High school girl: That nigga just got *out* of jail. That reminds me, I need to go to Bushwick. –Grand St & Bushwick Ave Overheard by: rpk