Dial "M" for Wednesday One-Liner

Man with entourage: So I killed one just before I went to sleep. (entourage laughs) Yeah, and I left it on her ceiling as a warning.

--Bleecker & Broadway

Dude walking down street: And if I kill him, I'm certified to bring him back to life...

--Brooklyn

Old man to another: You know, I don't even give a shit if I die anymore!

--E 84th St

Girl to friend: Why would you put the poison in milk?

--Union Square

Overheard by: Michela

20-something guy: Fucking corduroy! I've gotta tell ya, I fucking love corduroy! I swear to god, I'd kill for corduroy!

--J.Crew Men's Store

Overheard by: Pedro