Some Good Clean Wednesday One-Liners

Chick: That guy ruined loofah-foreplay for an entire nation!

--113th St & Broadway

Overheard by: Ladle

Crazy guy riding on bike: Girl, I would looove to see your bathwater!

--7th & W23rd

Suit on cell: She has a bit of an upset stomach cause we've given her, like, a ton of baths.

--Whole Foods, Houston St

Overheard by: Percival Under Cover

Andre-the-giant-looking guy walking by, on cell: I have to sponge-bath myself down there. It's ridiculous.

--South Street Seaport

Overheard by: kosher dan

30-something suit: Some girls don't take showers... But that doesn't stop me from hittin' em.

--34th St

Overheard by: Kristen