Wednesday, with a One-Liner Chaser

Female day-drinking tourist: Oh shit, I left my vodka in the church!

--Outside Trinity Church

Man on cell: If it's possible to ferment it, we have fermented it.

--7th St b/w 2nd & 3rd Ave

Middle-aged man to younger man: You know how cats and dogs--they eat and then they go? In one end and out the other. I'm like that. My bladder has room for the equivalent of one good cocktail.

--10th Ave and W 50th St

Overheard by: Ah....middle age

Commuter at 8 am: Beer. Beer.

--Grand Central

Overheard by: baconista

Old drunk walking into a liquor store, to clerk: Have you got my prescription?

--Broadway & 106th St

Overheard by: rickbruner