Woman: I told him I wasn't opposed to dinner just because he's had a vasectomy. –Columbia University Overheard by: Meister Preppy guy: They took cartilage out of his ear and put it in my nose. –Penn Station Overheard by: Ladle UES woman: I'm going to get my nails done, then get a colonoscopy in Queens. –89th and Park Overheard by: AeC and jRw Woman on phone: Well, of course I got it removed
Woman: It hurt like hell. –Elevator in the Hudson Hotel Guy on phone, Nnoz done: Hts okay – it's just routine anal surgery! –Astor Place Overheard by: Tam