Creepy dad, cheerfully, to seven-year-old daughter: There's only one Lindsay Lohan! –Downtown 1 train Overheard by: Harriet Vane Jewish girl to friend: You know how ever since I got my shnoz done people tell me I look like Amy Winehouse? –116th St & Broadway Crazy black guy on bus, to no one in particular: Derek Jeter looks just like Robert Deniro, man… Just like him! –N6 Bus Overheard by: looks like paris hilton? Larger reporter: I'm not going to save clothes that fit me before I gained weight in case I lose it. If I lose weight, I'm going to buy some new damn clothes. I don't want to wear stuff from 1987. I'll look stupid, I'll look like Mischa Barton. –Midtown Office Overheard by: you wont be mischa's size Hipster girl to friend: I mean, I really like him… But he thinks River Phoenix is a place. –East Village