Cute girl on Penn station escalator: I dipped my dim sum in her tears! –NJ Transit Man in running gear on cell: I never get to, but I'm going to try again. I just hope I don't cry! –Brooklyn Overheard by: Daniel Girl to friend: I cried so hard it went down and under my armpit. –Brooklyn Overheard by: porter Bartender: I'll bet he cries when he masturbates. –MacDougal & W 3rd Overheard by: Greg Woman to friends: My vagina is leaking tears right now. –5th St & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Zoe