20-something woman on cell: I fuck you, I get dinner. He fucks you, he gets a house! –Washington Square Girl: Earthquakes come every ten years, and it's not that bad. It's not like your house goes down or something. –Flushing, Queens Overheard by: mia Excited kindergartner: We played house and then we played going to the co-op! –Park Slope Overheard by: Rose Fox Elderly man to another: People are gonna kill people, they just need to do it in their own house. –Austin St & 77th Ave 20-something: So yeah, we used to hang out in elementary school. He'd come over my house, kinda like a "whose cock is bigger?" kinda thing. –Brooklyn Overheard by: AnnaBanana