Husky unshaved guy to younger girlfriend: You mean you never saw Animal House? You're not human! –Lower West Side Thug to another: Jabba the Hutt? That's like some Tony Soprano shit, nigga. And the spices? That's drugs. Star Wars drugs! –13th St & University Overheard by: Jaimie Girl to friends: My English teacher said Precious is "whack." –City Cinemas, E 86th St Stuffy Bulgarian professor: Do you guys know the film Soul Plane? It's very funny, right? –NYU Overheard by: really glad I got up before 9:30 for this Girl on cell: Yeah, after that movie, I'm gonna think all adopted kids are evil dwarfs with a hormone imbalance. –Columbus Circle