Fashion photographer: That's a skirt? I thought it was a hat. –Fashion Closet, Conde Nast Building Indecisive woman to friend: I like this sweater in principle. –Banana Republic, 86th & Broadway Tween girl to mom: I'm not going to put my precious glove in the frickin' oven! –Queens Guy: I'm just saying, he doesn't dress like a bro. –Astor Place Irate girl wearing too much lipstick: That band really doesn't do him justice… I mean, I don't think he should have to wear a unitard. And she really shouldn't wear one, you know? –6 Train Overheard by: Wants to see him in unitard