Woman on cell, sitting at counter: The baby's not out yet…as in "it's still inside her." –McDonald's, Varick Street Overheard by: Jordan College student: It's like taking candy from a baby…only, ya know, I'd ask the mother first. –LIRR Overheard by: Dara Dork walking by Babies "R" Us with friends: Dude, look! I totally wanna buy a baby! –Union Square South Guy on cell: That shop smells like babies! –Union Square Drunk man in Santa hat to all train passengers: I know all you ladies want to have babies for Christmas, but there's no time for it! Close your legs, there'll be less heads. –L Train Overheard by: Handley Elizabeth