Cop to another: Are you drunk yet? –Corner of 145th St Frustrated-sounding NYU student to friend: Well, why don't you get a girl and you can just pretend she's drunk? –Washington Square Future rabbi: So my philosophy professor, Lenny Kravitz, told us we'll be drinking scotch in class tomorrow… –4th & Broadway Drunk black guy arguing on phone: Man, you need to stop drinkin'. Not only is yo speech gettin' slurred, but yo brains is gettin' slurred too! –NJ Transit Overheard by: Ashley Dude to friend: I swear to god, every time he gets a little buzzed he thinks he's Austin Powers. –40th & 7th Overheard by: thivnav