Guy to friend: Remember that chick I told you about who told me that I could smell her cum? –City Hall New York Sports Club Latina girl on cell: Didn't Nick get you that phone? (pause) No, not really… (pause) Cause I'm spoiled. (pause) That's not true, I spoil you, boy… I got you that perfume. It smells real nice, actually not that nice. It smells like granny… It smells like abuelita! –Union Square Teeny Asian lady on cell, screaming at the top of her lungs: Sniff it! Sniff it! Sniff it! Sniff it! Sniff it! Sniff it! –23rd St Overheard by: Ladle 20-something hipster girl to friend, after running to catch the subway: I think this is the r… It smells like the r. –R Train 20-something girl to friend: You smell good, but I smell better. –Bond St