Sassy black woman: You think I would have brunch in Harlem? I wouldn't even have lunch in Harlem! –D Train Overheard by: laughing Dramatic girl on cell: But I love you. I would go to Harlem and back for you! –Starbucks Girl: Wow, Harlem is like a cultural playground. There are stores and everything. –Metro-North Columbia freshman girl: I would never let anybody in Harlem touch my vagina. –Columbia University Overheard by: Meagan