Large female southern tourist: It'd be really funny if we got stuck on the toilet and couldn't get up. It'd be the whole "help! Get me off this toilet!" thing. –Bathroom, Metropolitan Museum of Art Tourist woman to husband: Where's that cop who was here a minute ago? He gave me the wrong directions, and I wanna cuss him out for it! –Penn Station Overheard by: Deeds Tourist: Is this the building where people go all crazy about the numbers? –Outside New York Stock Exchange Overheard by: Kyle 50-something tourist husband to wife, while they share bites of same apple: I don't know why we came to this city… We can't even afford breakfast. –34th & 7th