Girl on cell: You're like the male version of me! Of course I want to have sex with you! –Washington Square Park Girl: I don't give a shit about your personal life, will anyone in this bar have goddamn sex with me?! –Naked Lunch, Tribeca Guy on cell: So anyway, I told her I'd come and fuck her brains out. Wait a minute, I've got another call coming in… (answers) Hi, mom! –E Train Gay queen, while female friends take photo of werewolf: It's worth having sex with just because of the foot… –The Slaughtered Lamb Pub, West Village Overheard by: Lost on Christmas Day Girl on phone: I ain't denying you shit, motherfucker! You want to pound my ass? Come over and pound me! You want to fill my mouth with juice? Then fill me with juicy goodness! (pause) Okay, I'll see you later tonight, then. –W 123rd & 8th Ave Ferry queer on phone: Everyone looks like the sex they had last night. –Staten Island