Woman on cell: Ugh, no I can't. I've been at work, I'm totally wasted. –Outside Penn Station Whiny American Apparel employee to new recruit: You're not allowed to chew gum on the floor, you can't wear UGGs to work… You have to be 100% American Apparel. –Downtown F Train Overheard by: Kaitlen Subway musician to dude walking by with guitar on his back: Get a real job! (pause) I always wanted to say that to someone. –S Train Female suit to make suit: So, is your work still sticky like mine? –Port Authority Overheard by: quiet commuter