Girl to boyfriend, after taking deep breath: Can you smell that? It's like the ghost of meats past! –10th Ave, Meatpacking District Suit: Turkey-bacon? How did you guys get them in one meat? –Grand Central Place Young lady to another: And then we were all treated to sausages… –E. Houston & Bowery Overheard by: Luke McPartlin Five-year-old boy to bewildered mother: We're gonna go work for a giant meatball! –86th St & Lexington Distraught-looking white woman to boyfriend: I just wish I'd gotten the more expensive steak. (boyfriend nods sympathetically) –Upper East Side