Man to woman: You wouldn't procreate with Boomer Esiason, even though he's the king of Cincinnati? –Deli, Canal & Hudson Overheard by: Uncle Bling Man on cell: Elvis made ten million dollars last year and he's dead. There's no reason I can't make a thousand. –Park Slope Hipster: I like Steve Buscemi a lot more than I like you. –Life Cafe, Bushwick Overheard by: D Woman in Southern accent to man: Look, the McGraw-Hill building. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill must own that building! –W 49th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Michael Middle aged white man to friend: I finally figured it out. "Mystikal" sounds like a constipated Samuel L. Jackson. –LIRR