Hipster on cell: Dude, yeah, coffee gives me the shits too; but I'd rather have the shits than no coffee. –Dunkin' Donuts Overheard by: Madalyn Poet, selling self-published book on train: We're like Starbucks coffee and biscotti; you're tall and hot and I'm hard and nutty. –Uptown 6 Train Overheard by: Marc Little girl to mother: It's like every single person in the whole wide world came to Starbucks and we were the veeeerrrrryyy last ones. –Starbucks Colonel Sanders-looking man, in strong Southern accent: I want somethin cold… Whadya git? –Starbucks