Drunk chick: Who wants a bite of my freak salad? Whoo! –Hudson & W 11th Very drunk male hipster: Whass the problem? Roofies make you goofy! –Stanton & Allen Wasted college girl: Guys, let's go get more drunk! I wanna get laid! (to another girl on cell) Tell your boyfriend I wanna get laid! –115th & Broadway Overheard by: Oh, dear. Man of questionable sobriety: She tore off my shirt with her teeth, and then covered my chest in Jameson, licked it off, and then humped my face until I fell off the swing. –Red Restaurant, South Street Seaport