Girl on cell: I don't need anything else. I've got 20 dollars, my phone, and a condom. –11th & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Alex Flamboyant boy on cell: Wait, where are you? What are you doing? Please tell me you'll wear a condom. (pause, then boy's face grows increasingly horrified) Several condoms. –Dining Hall, NYU Street vendor next to hot dog vendor: Get your Obama condoms! They go great with a pretzel! –Times Square Overheard by: not another tourist 15-year-old girl: Damn, nigga, I hope you flushed the condom, cuz they be using turkey basters for other shit now. They be taking the condom from the trash can and suck up the cum and put it in theyselves. I know, cuz I messed with a few niggaz who be telling me and I learn in sex ed! –74 Bus, Staten Island