Elderly lady to coughing woman sitting across the room: Do you have something in your throat? Cuz I could slap it out for you. –Doctor's Waiting Room Old lady to pharmacy tech: Yeah, I always have an ice cream cone when I see the truck. It's such a nice treat. (pauses) Plus, you never know–this could be my last one. –Jackson Heights Overheard by: Queens Newsbunny Very old frail-looking woman leaving crowded train: Goddamned people and their fucking backpacks! –6 Train Old man on cell: Hello? (pause) I'm at the crack shack. (pause) Well, you look like a raccoon. (pause) This is the first I've been outside all year! –Madison Square Park Old Jewish woman, in Russian: My grandchildren are total fucks. –Coney Island