One-armed cracked-out dude to equally cracked-out girlfriend: And he's lookin' at me like he ain't never seen nobody stealin' before! –Maria Hernandez Park, Bushwick Overheard by: matthias Drunk man to random girl on street: I mean, I stole this girls' shoelaces, and then she got really mad at me… –2nd Ave & 4th St Comedy show peddler: Who wants to buy some stolen shit? (pause) Nah, just kidding, who wants to see a comedy show? –Times Square Overheard by: Ali Woman with pink hair to friend: Fuck that bitch, she still stole my clothes when I was in jail. –6 Train Overheard by: Renny Man to woman, about his father: Yeah, he was so great, so smart… A drug addict. He was always there for me. Like, if I needed something, anything, he'd go steal it for me. That's what sticks with you, you know? –1 Train Overheard by: RDM