Girl on cell: And then she said "dammit, I'm in love with a 52-year-old gay man," and I was like "well, who isn't?" –Astoria Overheard by: AnotherFagHag Man on cell: So I told her, "I missed you more than I loved you," but I didn't mean it in a bad way. –6th Ave & 17th St Overheard by: memzilla Black student to black girl sitting next to him: See that's why niggas don't tell bitches they love 'em! –St. John's University Overheard by: naha Thug on cell: No, no. I love your whole ass as issss. –Broadway & Beaver Girl to group of friends: Right, I'm so incapable of love because I think sex is gross! –LIRR Hot 20-something to another: Either he acts like he doesn't know me, or he is a total asshole. No wonder I'm in love with him. –Union Square