Girl to friend: He's Indian! How can he be homeless? –Union Square Crazy Asian lady: I think everyone should experience jail and being homeless at least twice in life, so I need to go to jail again. –Pinkberry, 32nd St Suit, screaming: Why the fuck did I go to school? Look at these homeless people. They have a perfect life. Free samples at every corner. Apple Store is open 24/7, which means good shelter. Gahh! –Union Square Overheard by: hespeakstruth Flamboyantly elegant gay guy to female friend: Would you rather lick this entire subway platform or have a homeless woman eat your pussy? –Times Square Overheard by: Katie