Tourist to boyfriend: Why are there so many humans here? –Times Square Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, this n train is very crowded. There is a w train one minute behind this one with air conditioning, legroom, and color tv. –N Train Overheard by: Thinking about switching Guy: Y'all can't crowd up here! I don't want to name any names, but there's a baby back there that just got stepped on. –Times Square Overheard by: Samantha Chastain Girl walking up stairs, suddenly turning around: Oh, nuh-uh! Get your forehead out of my ass! –F Train