Very upset girl to no one in particular: But nobody would ever fuck my eyelashes! –Bard High School, Queens Overheard by: Sunny Boy to another: He said he had to go and get a colon autopsy! –84th & 3rd Overheard by: Laura Woman to husband: And I swear, she only has half an eye! –Times Square Older dude in sweater vest: It was considered the Rolls Royce of organs. –111th St & Amsterdam Overheard by: Ladle Middle aged man walking his dog at night: She had a shamrock on her face and a shamrock on her butt. –West End & 77th St Girl to another: Are you going to be upset if he has short arms? –University Place