Young woman in need of sympathy: You have to forgive me! My mother, she fucked me up! I'm soooo fucked up! –7th St & Ave A Overheard by: stephie Teenage girl: My mom is a fan of "wild sex" on Facebook. –Starbucks Girl in red jacket: It's not the whole gay thing, it's the whole sex-in-front-of-your-mother thing. –Hudson & Varrick Man to another, across seat: Get up! Get up, fool. Yo' momma don't love you! And if yo' momma don't love you, don't nobody love you. –E Train Male NYU student: Yay, my mom's picking me up! –NYU Overheard by: George