Teenage boy: You know, if you think about it, violins are basically just giant condoms. –Bard High School, Queens Overheard by: Sunny Older man on cell walking two giant dogs: She has a great body… When she sits, it's like a German violinist. –Thompson Square Park Mother to young daughter: Even if she was tired and cranky, she still shouldn't have hit you on the shoulder with a violin. –Ave A & 6th St Woman on cell: Let's go see the one about the transsexual violinists. (pause, yelling louder) Violinists! The transsexual violin players. Violin! (pause) You didn't say "violin"? Just transsexuals? (pause) Did you say "violence"? (pause) No? (pause) I'm not hungover! –J Train