Suit on phone: I don't think she knows. (pause) But it's just a night job! (pause) No, there's no way I'm pregnant. (pause) Why not?! Because I'm a man, goddammit! –Starbucks Woman on cell: So remember that time I thought I had that miscarriage? –Grand Concourse & Fordham Road Overheard by: Erica S Slightly overweight girl: Thank you for the offer, sweetie, but I'm not pregnant. I'm just fat! –M100 Bus Overheard by: Tinathetiny Tall girl on cell: No way! I thought *you* were going to impregnate *me*. I wanna have *your* children. –Prince & Broadway Overheard by: Ken Paprocki