Frantic woman: Excuse me, is this the train to Manhattan? –Penn Station Overheard by: oliver Tourist to companion: We've left the village now, but I don't think this is Soho. –Stanton & Orchard Middle-aged woman in sharp looking suit: I thought Croatia was an Asian country in Europe. –4 Train Woman to friends: I had four kids today label New York in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. I am such a great teacher. –Times Square Overheard by: Mickey and Gabe