Girl on cell: Listen, Alice, I just wanted to call and tell you that I am really, really sorry about the pop-tarts. –High School, Queens Overheard by: Sunny Conductor: This is where they tell me what the problem is, so you can stick with me or abandon ship, but either way I'm sorry for the mind-numbing delays. –Delayed 6 Train Overheard by: Frankie Guy on cell: I'm trying to apolo… shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up. (pause) I'm trying to… stop talking! Just stop talking! (pause) Say "okay." I told you to stop talking. Say "okay." Shut the fuck up! –Union Square Overheard by: tracy Conductor: We are delayed because of train traffic ahead of us. Thank you for your inconvenience and sorry for your cooperation. –Downtown F Frain Overheard by: Ben Black