Guy on cell, to girlfriend: I have such a headache in my balls right now. –49th St & 10th Ave Overheard by: Michael Very drunk boyfriend to drunk girlfriend: If you can't stay here, talk to me and make this right! I'm gonna have to be a man, grow some balls and leave you! –140th St & Broadway Man on crowded sidewalk: Balls to butts, people. Balls to butts. –Times Square Girl to friends: I'd totally teabag him, but I don't got no balls. –Brooklyn Heights