Wednesday One-Liners Treat Women and Men the Same

Film student: There's subtext to butt-sex?

--School of Visual Arts

Girl, to guy: Was your dick *in* my ass? Did we just do anal?

--Lower East Side

College girl: And my butthole is probably a lot tighter than hers.

--LIRR

Middle aged suit: I think I'd really enjoy anal because I always take such big craps.

--Union Square

Overheard by: alib

Woman to friend: Did you know the latest teenage fad is butt sex?

--177th St & Broadway