Guy on cell: Well, I love you. Hit that little Jewish kid in the back of the head, and I love you. –St. Mark's Guy to girl: Yeah, yeah, totally. I love turning nouns into verbs. –Grahm Ave & Conseleya Overheard by: Minna Girlfriend to boyfriend: I love it when you goat me. –95th St & Broadway Overheard by: John Staples manager to coworker: I love these staples! –Staples Store Overheard by: venniblue Guy to girlfriend: Reacharound equals love. –11th St & 3rd Ave