Drunken skinny pretty girl: Why is she so mean? I mean I'm a skinny pretty girl. She should not be mean to me! –Halloween Party, Tribeca Drunken hobo to girl leaving Sephora: Let me tell ya how to look beautiful. Fill ya buckets with money. Bucketfulla money makes ya look beautiful. –17th St Overheard by: Lillian Voice on loudspeaker: Last call for pretty man. Last call to board for pretty man. –LaGuardia Airport Overheard by: Jen 60-something woman to tenor, after La Traviata: Finally, an Alfredo who is good-looking! –Stage Door, Metropolitan Opera Hobo: I was voted best-looking bum by bum weekly 1996. –45th & 3rd