Wednesday How Many Liners?

Cute guy to German flight attendant on layover: So, do you have cars in Germany?

--Barracuda

Overheard by: barkeeper

Girl: So, my mom is Jewish and my dad is Christian. Does that make me, like, bi-racial?

--Eugene Lang College

Overheard by: Still ashamed I go to school here

Hispanic high school girl: Is the Fourth of July always on a Friday?

--N Train

Overheard by: D-Law

Guy to friend: Well, that's nice, they have these machines set up for the visually impaired, but what about the deaf people?

--ATM, 38th St & Madison Ave

Overheard by: jennyooooo

Student: Is Swedish even a language?

--Columbia University

Trucker: What are you, stupid, or both?

--M86 Crosstown Bus