Guy on cell: There's a lot bruacracy in public social work… –Eastern Parkway & New York Ave Overheard by: jeff Woman on phone: Her mother is a bird. Her whole family is a flock of birds. I cannot even say how ghetto she is. She said, "columinate." I said, what? You mean "a-coom-a-late? –1 Train Preppy on cell: What's your next class? Professional rioting? –Fordham Girl: This class is skewered. There are only three guys and like twenty girls. Damn! –Brooklyn College Overheard by: Phil Guy to girl on train: She's just like "huh, brutha." It's like, embedded in them. They were breaded that way. –7 Train