Girl on cell, looking up: I don't know, nigga! I'm standin' in fronna some ancient castle or some shit. –Wall St & William St Southern guy on cell: No, seriously, there's shade on the side of the streets here! (pause) No… No, I know. (pause) I'm sitting on a bench, outside, in the shade! –Central Park Locationally-challenged woman on cell: I'm on the street, kinda near Blockbuster? –Blockbuster, Broadway & 9th Girl on cell: I'm not sure where I am, everything is Asian. –Bakery, Chinatown Middle-aged woman on cell: We're in Soho, and he has a three-legged dog. –Bowery & Spring Overheard by: Kaze