NYPD emergency service cop to man carrying very large hamster in a cage: Whoa, did you pull that out of someone's butt? –50th St & 10th Ave Overheard by: Well we're in the neighborhood for it… 30-something to friend: She has everything up her ass but a cock. –Broadway and Waverly Tall man to short lady behind her wearing backpack: If you shove that bag any further up my ass, it'll be coming out my mouth! –Downtown 5 Train Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer 20-something boyfriend to girlfriend: First I let you put a dildo up my ass, and then you call me a faggot! –2nd Ave & St. Mark's Overheard by: Joe Gay man: Oh. My. God. What kind of friend puts eels up your ass? –52nd St & 9th Ave