Girl on cell: You have a mini what? Stalker? (pause) Do you mean "mini" like a little person? Or like only partial stalking? –Park Ave & 77th St Woman to friend: No wonder that guy is stalking you! You told him everywhere you were going! –Astor Place Overheard by: sarah Suit on cell: Yeah, yeah, hold on a minute. I gotta cross the street to stalk this girl. –Times Square Overheard by: creeped out Mother to daughter, indignantly: No, it's not stalking! It's called being resourceful. –16th St & 9th Ave