Father to two toddlers walking with mommy: So your mother offered to take me to The Standard for our anniversary, where we'd pose naked in the windows for all to see. I told your mommy I'm game… Afterwards we'll sell the pictures in Australia, how's that sound? –23rd St & 8th Ave Overheard by: geedee Hipster, on being mugged: So I'm in the ambulance, but instead of feeling bad about it I took a picture of myself and put it on Twitter. –Whole Foods, Union Square Girl on cell: Just take nude photos of yourself. Go home. Take off your clothes, stand in front of a mirror, and take pictures. –23rd St Slutty-looking hipster chick on phone: My ex boyfriend said that he googled me and found naked pics of me. –4th Ave & 86th St Overheard by: bay ridge bitch Annoying teen girl: He said "You know Limp Bizkit? Well, this is limp dick!" And he sent me a picture of his soft penis and I died laughing on the street! –Brooklyn Overheard by: Wallflower