Old lady to friend: You know who I feel sorry for? Yoko Ono. –Central Park West Female suit on cell: I once gave Carrot Top a massage. –UCB Theater Overheard by: Robert Ghetto girl on cell: I know you ain't no Jay Leno and I don't speak Avatar! –Fort Greene Sober guy to drunk older guy: You know what you look like?? You look like a fucked-up Bobby Brown. –3 Train Woman at outdoor cafe: She's not that bad, she's more Snooki than Fran Drescher. –Brooklyn Overheard by: Rick